Mediocre Fight of the Day: Valentine’s Day vs Sobriety
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!!1!! For all you single people out there today, this one’s for you. Good luck not blacking out. I have a date with two ladies tonight to drink heavily, and you know, that just sounds super to me. For all you people with significant others out there – Fuck You. Fuck You very much.
Haha, just kidding. I’m not bitter. Or drunk. Promise.
Hugs and hearts!!!!!
Seriously though, fuck you.
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