Mediocre Fight of the Day: Valentine’s Day vs Sobriety

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HAHAHAHAHAHA HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!!1!!  For all you single people out there today, this one’s for you.  Good luck not blacking out.  I have a date with two ladies tonight to drink heavily, and you know, that just sounds super to me.  For all you people with significant others out there – Fuck You.  Fuck You very much.

Haha, just kidding.  I’m not bitter.  Or drunk.  Promise.

Hugs and hearts!!!!!

Seriously though, fuck you.

Valentine's Day vs Sobriety

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