Mediocre Fight of the Day: Narwhal vs Unicorn

The Mediocre Fight

So you might be saying to yourself “Two creatures of legend battling it out in a bloody death struggle? That sounds EPIC, not mediocre!”  Yes, you are absolutely correct.  However in this case, I wasn’t able to find an actual narwhal or a unicorn, so I had to staple horns to a horse and a seal (sorry PETA!).  Also, they’re not actually angry at each other, they’re just grumpy because they have shit stapled to their foreheads.  Also also, the seal bit the shit out of Adam’s hand when he was trying to pet it.  The “Vs” was written in his blood.  Hmm, a more appropriate mediocre fight probably would have been “Adam vs Angry Seal With A Horn Stapled to Its Forehead.”

Narwhal vs Unicorn

"Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad"

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