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Mediocre Fight of the Day: Ninja vs Ninja | The Mediocre Fight

Mediocre Fight of the Day: Ninja vs Ninja

The Mediocre Fight

Again, before you go shouting at your monitor that this isn’t a mediocre fight – I completely agree.  Seeing two ninjas fight would be absolutely epic.  However, there are a few problems with this.  Number one, you can’t see ninjas.  Not that they’re invisible, they are just really good at hiding under shit.  B – as everyone knows there’s only one ninja.  He’s immortal and can be in more than one place at a time, which is why people think there are more than one ninja.  Also, the immortality + general hiding skills are actually what made people think vampires exist, and can’t see their reflection in a mirror.  Third of all, well I don’t have a third one but I felt like two things aren’t enough to make a list with.  So yeah, this is in fact a mediocre fight.

And before you go and say I got lazy and just made a black box – I actually drew a ninja fight, and it was epic, but then I clicked the “Hide” button because that’s what they’d be doing anyway.

Mediocre Fight of the Day: Feb 20, 2011

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