Mediocre Fight of the Day: France vs Victory

The Mediocre Fight

For Day 3 of our 4 day “Country Series” of mediocre fights, we have France vs Victory.  I’m sure after this post we will be incredibly popular in France.  I don’t actually know any real French people though because I only hob-nob with winners.

Now I did some research into this, and it turns out that indeed France has never won at anything – why do you think everyone in the country is so crabby?  If there were an award given out to the country that loses everything, they would even lose that.  Although I guess if anyone won that it would immediately be untrue, and would probably tear a hole in the space-time continuum.  Hmm…

Anyways, some fun facts about France:

  • France has a 0% military victory rate
  • France lost a battle of wits against George W Bush
  • If France were ever to have a civil war and fight against itself, it would cease to exist as a country after both sides lost
  • France is the only country to ever lost a military battle to Platypuses. Platypi? No… platypuses sounds right.
  • France’s electrical grid is powered by shame and croissants.

I should also clarify, when I said “did some research” I meant “made a bunch of shit up.”

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