Mediocre Fight of the Day: Feminism vs Making Sandwiches
You know, I woke up on this fine Saturday morning and thought to myself, “Self, you should probably get out of bed before you pee yourself.” Shortly after visiting the restroom, I then thought to myself “Self, we haven’t been getting enough hate mail lately. And our female readers like us a little too much.” I wholeheartedly agreed with self, and so today I bring you Feminism vs Making Sandwiches. Now I’m not saying a woman’s place is in the kitchen, I’m just saying every once in a while I enjoy a lovingly prepared delicious sammich. And the extreme feminists think a woman shouldn’t do anything for a man. So, I’m just saying keep it moderate. Won’t you think of the sammiches?
Please direct all hate mail to Justin Bieber. He needs to be taken down a peg or two before he implodes like other child stars who achieved fame at a young age.
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