Mediocre Fight of the Day: Beer Goggles vs Reality
Beer goggles, a wonderful invention from the god Bacchus enabling ugly people and fat chicks everywhere to get laid. It’s a little bit like everyone who gets drunk is just like Jack Black in Shallow Hal – they no longer see reality when looking at people. Which is interesting, because in Shallow Hal he falls in love with the girl’s inner beauty. Oh, and he has a tail and she’s cool with that… an important part of the movie. Sorry for anyone who I just spoiled the movie for, but really I did you a favor. Anyways what I was just wondering if that’s ever actually happened – someone goes home with someone who they don’t find attractive, and the next day they’re like “Oh, but I had such a connection, I now find myself attractive to this person.” I think it’s more likely everyone just goes “Oh, shit” and sneaks out without their underwear. Aren’t people great?
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