Mediocre Fight of the Day: Insane Clown Posse vs Magnets

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I don’t know what it is, but something about the Insane Clown Posse just makes me want to punch them in the throat, praying to inflict permanent damage to their larynges (your word of the day – plural for larynx) so they can’t “rap” anymore.  I’m not sure if it’s the stupid childish lyrics, the stupid childish makeup, or the fact that these guys seem to be really, really fucking stupid.  Here’s one of their most famous lines, not because it’s good music but because it really reveals just HOW fucking stupid this guys are.

“Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed”

Fucking magnets, how do they work indeed.  Oh, but if you’re somebody who has studied magnetics they don’t want to talk to you – because you know, y’all lying, and getting him pissed.  I’m going to just wager they didn’t ever attend college.  And as everybody knows, magnets are mined from metal, which come from the ground.  They’re magnetic because the metal still contains pieces of gravity in it.  Duh.

Also, here’s one of the most ridiculous infomercials for a music festival I’ve ever seen in my life.  And yes, this is real.  Saturday Night Live did a spoof of this, and really there wasn’t much difference from the actual video.

 

 

Now I don’t want to pass judgement on an entire group of people, but I would wager that there are more wife-beater t-shirts and cut-off jeans than there are college degrees in that audience.

 

 

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One Response to “Mediocre Fight of the Day: Insane Clown Posse vs Magnets”

  • BobJonesUniversityPress Says:

    They are correct. Scientists lie. Quantum mechanics are a lie.

    Magnets are God’s way of reminding us that we will never understand His mysteries. God doesn’t play dice with the universe.

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