Mediocre Fight of the Day: Turtles vs Ooze

The Mediocre Fight

YO! It’s the green machine
Gonna rock the town without bein’ seen
Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down?
Slammin’ and Jammin’ to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let’s move
Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll the place
With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I’m not playin’
Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja,
RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO;
Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO;
Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Lyrics, fill in the gap
Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
Just feel it, if you know what I mean
Give it up for the heroes in green
Just flowin, smooth with the power
Kickin’ it up, hour after hour
Cause in this life there’s only one winner
You better aim straight so you can
hit the sinner
In it to win it, with a team of four
Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it’s
the:

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja,
RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO;
Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO;
Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Villians, you better run and hide
Because one day you might not slide
So choose your weapon don’t slip
Vanilla’s in control with the flex of a mic grip
Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked
With the Miami drop that you like alot
You know it’s hittin like a Ninja Turtle,
when the bass kicks in
You better check your level
The power of the Ninja is strong
Fightin’ off crooks until they’re all cold gone

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja,
RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO;
Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO;
Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Ice Ice Ice

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja,
RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO;
Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO;
Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Out with the gladiator, baby

 

 

 

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