It’s unlikely your 4th of July was as patriotic as ours…

Paul

 

… because we all we wearing jean shorts, and really, what’s more American than jean shorts?  The following are some of the best pictures from our “JORTh of July” party we had last week.  You can also read more about the end of the night in my last “Mediocre Fight of the Day” post.  And no that’s not spandex I’m wearing, just boxer briefs.

The whole band was very excited for the party, so we recorded a little song to share our joy with you good people.  Pay close attention to Adam’s crazy eyes about halfway through the video, saying to the camera “I’m REALLY excited to wear some jorts!!!!”  I’ve also written out the lyrics below the video for anyone that want’s to sing along with us.

Lyrics:
JORTS JORTS JORTS JORTS JORTS
JORTS JORTS JORTS JORTS JORTS
JORTS JORTS JORTS JORTS JORTS
JORTS – JEAN SHORTS YEAH!

JORTS JORTS JORTS JORTS JORTS
JORTS JORTS JORTS JORTS JORTS
JORTS JORTS JORTS JORTS JORTS
JORTS – JEAN SHORTS YEAH!

We most likely won’t be including this on our next album.

We also have some amazing friends.  Friends so amazing that they will not only bake you cupcakes for your JORTh of July party, but they will also make GI Jorts for you as well.

 

Here the men can be seen protecting the shores of Cupcake America.

 

And since it was so hot, we also decided to get an Ice Luge for the party, used to both cool and deliver deliciously American Apple Pie Shots all over people’s faces.  I think they’re supposed to go into your mouth, but nobody could really get the pour-speed reduced below “torrent.”

 

And here are some more pictures of our brave GI Jorts, seen here protecting the Ice Luge.  That’s our giant patriotic balloon as the backdrop.

 

And here’s Adam in his… interesting… take on the theme.  This might explain his crazy excited eyes in the Jorts video.  Sorry boys, he is indeed straight, and that’s his girlfriend to the right of him.

 

Here’s one of my favorite additions to the party (at least until it caused my accident), the super soakers.  Yes, our friend Ryan made his own awesome denim holster.  That is dedication to a party.  Actually, “Squirt Guns and Denim Holsters” would be a pretty cool indie band/album name…  I call dibs.

 

And finally, here are some more random shots from the party for your enjoyment and jealousy.

 

That last one is my favorite, because of Ryan in the background.  I didn’t even notice him the first couple of times I looked at this photo.

 

So that was our very successful party, thanks to all of our friends who made that such a great day.

 

 


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