The Mediocre Fight

I think it’s about time we finished up our hipster extinct animal series…

Hipster Megazostradon decided to go extinct because being a mammal became too mainstream.

Hipster Homo Erectus’s jeans are so skinny you can’t even see them.

We’ll be rocking and rolling at Martyr’s Live in Chicago on Friday February 3rd!  Get your tickets at: https://www.martyrslive.com/

Also, the winner of our caption contest was Nick Kanellis.  He provided the caption for our friend below: “Sabertooth Tiger didn’t go extinct from tar pits, just tar”

Woolly Mammoth in his Chuck Taylors is too cool for this ice age.

Moa only listens to bootleg concerts from 15th century Maori bands you’ve probably never heard of.

If it’s not steampunk or old timey, Tasmanian Wolf isn’t interested.

Enjoy our new series: Extinct Hipster Animals. They’re so underground they’re fossil fuel.

Archaeopteryx could fly, but he wants to reduce his carbon footprint.