I really hate the snooze button. It tricks you into thinking that this magical little button can be pressed and you’ll instantly get 9 more minutes of sleep. But you know you’re not going to sleep for 9 minutes, you’re going to sit there thinking how you don’t want to get up for 5, maybe doze off for 4, and then all of a sudden you’ll be interrupted again before you have any chance of getting real rest. This is especially bad if you’re one of those people who hit the snooze button for like 2 hours, because in effect you’re just willingly subjecting yourself to the annoying alarm-clock sound for 2 hours. At that point I’d much rather have a little person run into the room and punch me in the face. You’d be too confused as to what just happened to even think about snoozing, and the fear of another attack would probably get you out of bed pretty damn fast.
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