Alright so I missed out on something patriotic for President’s day yesterday, but I’ll do an America mediocre fight today. In fact, I’ll continue the rest of the week with a different country’s mediocre fight each day, so check back for France, Britain and Ireland later this week.
For starters we have America vs Debt. I would love to see on our credit card statement how long it would take to pay off our debt if we made the minimum monthly payments. China basically owns us right now. If we were in a videogame they’d be nearing an economic victory. At least when they eventually take over we’ll have some cool choreographed Superbowl halftime shows with some ninjas and shit.
As always, if you have a mediocre fight you’d like to see contact us any way your little heart desires. Leave a comment here, tweet us @MediocreFight, find us on Facebook, shoot us an e-mail at The Mediocre Fight, or write it in big flaming letters on our lawns. Although I’m not sure if any of us own lawns, so you might just need to write it in fire on a rooftop.
On second though, please don’t commit arson in our name.