It’s a sad tale we’ve seen repeated all too often – adorable child actor is corrupted by the immense fame and fortune and eventually grows up to become lost in a desert with dead trees and tumbleweeds. Oh wait… I guess this drawing is one of those “metaphors” I’ve been hearing about. Most of them aren’t literally lost in the desert, but the future for them is often bleak and filled with tears, drug rehabilitation centers, photos of naughty bits leaked onto the internet, and celebrity reality TV shows.
A select few actually manage to win this battle (hi Ron Howard!), but for the rest of the celeb kids putting up a mediocre fight against the inevitable, we dedicate today’s post to you.
As always, if you have a mediocre fight you’d like to see contact us any way your little heart desires. Leave a comment here, tweet us @MediocreFight, find us on Facebook, shoot us an e-mail at The Mediocre Fight, or speak to us telepathically like in that movie Scanners. Please refrain from explodifying our heads, though. We’re somewhat attached to them (pun!).