This morning, in an act of selfless bravery, Chris Brown destroyed a window at the Good Morning America studio before it had a chance to attack anyone. During an interview with Robin Roberts, Chris Brown was being asked about his altercation with Rihanna. He became agitated during the interview after he caught a glimpse of the window, plotting in the corner. Knowing he couldn’t attack it outright, he acted like everything was normal and performed a new song from his new album. After he finished he circled around behind the evil, unsuspecting window and smashed it, saving both the audience and Robin Roberts from inevitable harm. Then, like a hero on the cover of a romance novel, he strode from the studio shirtless without even waiting to be thanked.
We will thank you, Chris. Thank you for keeping the world safe from windows everywhere.
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