Cliff notes: woman smuggles a shit ton of heroin, pills, and cash in her vagina. Now I get the necessity of hiding illegal drugs and prescription pills, though I emphatically question the methods. However, why the shit did she feel the need to also stuff $51.22 in cash and change in there? Was there a point where she said “Fuck it, I don’t need no purse?” Mind = boggled. I guess we at least know where Octo-Mom is now.
Another tag that I never thought I’d add to an article: “remarkable vagina”