I’m not sure who was originally bringing knives to gun fights, but c’mon. Seriously? Unless you’re batman and/or that guy from V for Vendetta, you have no business bringing a knife to a gun fight. Unless it’s like a squirt gun fight. Then I’m pretty sure it would be terrifying when some guy comes charging in with a knife… Yeah now that I think about it both knife fights and gun fights seem like pretty bad ideas. Stay in school, kids.
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