Ok, before I write anything else I just have to say get your mind out of the gutter.
Alright, glad that’s out of the way and you’re totally not thinking anything dirty right now. Recently we asked some friends of the band for some mediocre fight suggestions, and this one comes to us from superfan Dan Solera. See, our friend Julie doesn’t like white creamy things. At first we thought it was just the taste, but completely unrelated foods disgust her equally if they’re white, and creamy. Mayonnaise? Hates it. Tartar sauce? Nope. Sour cream? Are you kidding me? Alfredo sauce? Fuck no. Hell, she doesn’t even like Patty Mayonnaise from Doug. I think cake frosting is the only thing she relaxes her rules for.
And for all of you who know Julie, you know she’s a beautiful girl who doesn’t always take the best photos. For those of you who don’t know Julie, sorry, this is the best picture I could find to use. I could easily do a “Julie vs Photos” mediocre fight.
As always, if YOU have a mediocre fight you’d like to see contact us any way your little heart desires. Leave a comment here, tweet us @MediocreFight, find us on Facebook, shoot us an e-mail at The Mediocre Fight, or be one of our friends with odd eating habits.