Again, before you go shouting at your monitor that this isn’t a mediocre fight – I completely agree. Seeing two ninjas fight would be absolutely epic. However, there are a few problems with this. Number one, you can’t see ninjas. Not that they’re invisible, they are just really good at hiding under shit. B – as everyone knows there’s only one ninja. He’s immortal and can be in more than one place at a time, which is why people think there are more than one ninja. Also, the immortality + general hiding skills are actually what made people think vampires exist, and can’t see their reflection in a mirror. Third of all, well I don’t have a third one but I felt like two things aren’t enough to make a list with. So yeah, this is in fact a mediocre fight.
And before you go and say I got lazy and just made a black box – I actually drew a ninja fight, and it was epic, but then I clicked the “Hide” button because that’s what they’d be doing anyway.
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