This is another one of those sets of siblings where one of them goes off to do amazing things, and the other one is pretty just mediocre at life. Guess which one we identify with?
On one hand we have Jerry O’Connell, an iconic actor who has been in such movies as Stand by Me and Jerry Maguire, and was the main star of the series awesome sci-fi series Sliders. We’ll just forget about the part where he starred in Kangaroo Jack. But most importantly, he’s married to Rebecca Romijn. Well done, Jerry, well done.
His brother Charlie O’Connell, the one without a neck, had a bit part in Dude, Where’s My Car, and replaced Jerry after he left Sliders. Also, he was on The Bachelor. I’d also wager that 90% of the population would only recognize him as “Oh, that’s Jerry O’Connell’s brother.” So yeah, one O’Connell brother has been doing quite a bit better than the other, and the clear winner here is Charlie. Because he’s got 99 problems, but a bitch aint one. Amiright? Amiright? That’s what I thought.
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