Since the beginning, Hippies have been fighting oppression, “The Man,” conformity, sobriety and of course hygiene. Ironically, the term “hippie” comes from the word Hip – meaning “one who is aware.” With the amount of marijuana, mushrooms and LSD hippies have historically been known to ingest, I’d be surprised if they’re aware of their name most of the time.
As you can imagine, when you’re tripping your face off, chilling to some sweet tunes, and making sure The Man doesn’t harsh your buzz, cleanliness might not be a priority. Which is why the typical hippie smells like a homeless person wearing a suit made of American Cheese and hair who just finished a marathon, then set himself on fire. And patchouli. If someone could just figure out a way to deliver THC to the bloodstream through soap our hippie population would be cleaner than just about everyone else.
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