There was one thing that I learned after I graduated college and started working with adults in a corporate setting: people never grow up. There are still dick jokes, people still giggle at phrases that could be taken as even vaguely sexual, and people will say “That’s what she said” after talking about the market penetration of sexual lubricants. And yes, that last one is a conversation I actually had, and I almost had an aneurysm.
So in celebration of people never, ever maturing – today’s mediocre fight is the word “Erection” vs Snickering. Such as the phrase “I got an erection when I saw the Leaning Tower of Pisa.” Wait… no… that’s too literal. ”The Leaning Tower of Pisa is a massive erection which leans to the side a little more every year.” There we go. *snicker*
Keep on laughin little puppy, never grow up.
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