Feb 26 2011

Mediocre Fight of the Day: Feminism vs Making Sandwiches

The Mediocre Fight

You know, I woke up on this fine Saturday morning and thought to myself, “Self, you should probably get out of bed before you pee yourself.”  Shortly after visiting the restroom, I then thought to myself “Self, we haven’t been getting enough hate mail lately.  And our female readers like us a little too much.”  I wholeheartedly agreed with self, and so today I bring you Feminism vs Making Sandwiches.  Now I’m not saying a woman’s place is in the kitchen, I’m just saying every once in a while I enjoy a lovingly prepared delicious sammich.  And the extreme feminists think a woman shouldn’t do anything for a man.  So, I’m just saying keep it moderate.  Won’t you think of the sammiches?


Clearly, this is going to get me in trouble.


Please direct all hate mail to Justin Bieber.  He needs to be taken down a peg or two before he implodes like other child stars who achieved fame at a young age.

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