Somebody recently said to me, “Paul, your band basically has the most popular blog on the internet now. How did you know when you had made it big?” I looked back into the mirror and responded, “Well Paul, it all comes down to basically one thing: Spam.” You know you’ve really made it when spammers sit up and take notice, and boy do we get a lot of spam. So to commemorate us hitting the big time, here’s some of my favorite spam posts we’ve received.
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Response: This… this just creeps me out
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Response: Well, I guess I’m glad you’re using the idea of not frying bacon while nude on your site. You’re welcome for that thoughtful insight.
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Response: …. Uhh… you’re welcome?
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Response: Seriously, I have no idea what you people are saying.
Comment: “Heya i’m for the first time here. I found this board and I find It really useful & it helped me out much. I hope to give something back and aid others like you aided me.” – Margereta, on the Rebecca Black “Friday” post
Response: Well Margereta, I’m glad that my analysis of Rebecca Black’s song helped you out so much.
Comment: “Today, I went to the beachfront with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had to tell someone!” - Niewiem Dabylbfocketfaminoj
Response: Niewiem Dabylbfocketfaminoj, you sadistic bastard.
Comment: “Thank you for the post! I hope you post more stuff like this. I am always looking for more Starcraft 2.” - Josiah Bridgette, on “Greek Gods vs Roman Gods.”
Response: Well, I have no idea what Greek & Roman gods have to do with Starcraft 2, but you’re welcome for the post.
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Response: Thank you for the wonderful comment, image free psp games video. I’m glad you liked my thought provoking analysis of Narwhals vs Unicorns so much.
And finally, the one that actually made me laugh out loud because it was so ironic:
Comment: “You might want to increase your spam filtering, it seems like your blog has a lot of spam comments.5″ – Home Vajazzle Kits
Response: Now this one had me curious, so I actually looked up the website tied to the poster. Apparently a “Vajazzle Kit” is basically for a woman to decorate her naughty bits with Swarovski crystals. I shit you not.
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