Mar 20 2011

Mediocre Fight of the Day: Popping vs Stopping

The Mediocre Fight

Pringles.  The only drug at as addictive as Heroin that can legally be sold in supermarkets across the nation.  The ad campaign itself basically tells you what you’re in for – “Once you pop, you can’t stop.”  Until one day you’re penniless in the gutter blowing dudes for Pringles money.  In an effort to curb Pringles use, the company has been putting out some more… exotic… flavors.

Yes, that is Seaweed, Soft Shelled Crab, and Grilled Shrimp.  And you know what?  Just like any other Pringles flavor, I bet they’re delicious.

 

I’d also like to mention a product I stumbled across while I was writing this article.  They sell a Pringles can that’s actually a safe for storing valuables.  Are you kidding me?  Everyone fucking loves Pringles, and there is no way this safe will go longer than 5 minutes before someone opens it expecting to find a delicious salty snack.

 

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